The NWSLPA
(National Women’s Soccer League Players Association)
Foot the Bill
The National Women’s Soccer League Players Association represents the best soccer players in the U.S. And we’re pissed. There’s a serious problem being more successful than the men on the world’s stage while getting paid like shit in comparison. To rectify this egregiousness, we’ve done something crazy, provocative, and desperate to wake people up to the problem of equal pay for better play in women’s professional soccer. We’re selling our feet pics on the new app OnlyCleet. Our paws are our money-makers, so it’s time for you to Foot The Bill and pay us for our marvelous feet.
it all starts with the app
Who would we be if we didn’t take the time to make this magic happen ourselves? Our fully interactive wireframe gives foot lovers a sneak peak of the real action waiting for them.
MLS Jumbotron Takeover
The NWSLPA will takeover the jumbotron of MLS games to advertise OnlyCleet and show some feet to the crowd. We’ll also send representatives to MLS games equipped with boxes of fake programs to hand out to attendees as they arrive. This guerilla tactic will inspire intrigue and excitement for people to download the app and go see the women do what they do best, play.
Find us on pornhub
We’re traveling to the dark corners of the Internet to get our point across. The NWSLPA will release videos on Pornhub featuring our very best athletes and their feet stomping on men for their pleasure. Watch as men get humiliated by the feet of professional athletes who know exactly how to kick balls best. We’ll also release ASMR videos of different sounds that female soccer players make with their feet to sooth you after witnessing such depravity. Finally, we’ll stream a barefoot charity match exclusively on Pornhub to arouse the interest of the predominantly male audience . Enjoy! And pay us!
Collectible Feet Cards
The NWSLPA partners with Topps Cards & Collectibles to release a series of female feet trading cards. As a bonus hidden in a certain number of packs will be a free ticket to an NWSL game in the purchaser’s city. Can you collect all the feet?
limited edition cleat drop
The NWSLPA will partner with Nike to release limited edition soccer cleats with see-through soles, so we can really show the people on the field what we’ve got. A QR code on the back will lead directly to the page to download the app. All proceeds from the cleat drop will go to paying the players what they deserve in an effort for equal pay and raising awareness.
“Tread” wine collection
“Get Stomped!”
We’ll also introduce a new line of exclusive wines with QR codes to videos of our players stomping the grapes themselves. See their feet ooze with the essence of raw grapes. All wine proceeds go directly to the players so they can be recognized for the amazing things they do with their feet.